i just found this on my desktop and it shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
- English: A dog
- Swedish: What
- English: The dog
- English: Two dogs
- Swedish:
- Swedish:
- Swedish: En hund, hunden
- Swedish: … hundar, hundarna
- German:
- English: No, go away
- Swedish: No one invited you
- German: Der Hund
- English: I said go away
- German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
- Swedish: Stop it
- German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
- Finnish: Sup
- English: NO
- Swedish: NO
- German: NO
- Finnish:
- English:
- German:
- Swedish:
- Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
- German:
- Swedish:
- Finnish:
- English:
- Finnish: And now the plural forms
Anonymous asked: can i see a pic of u?
Well, if you want to so badly…
Satisfied, anon?
Hell-Disturbed: The Lost Children
Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com
Hello, Odion. I brought you an early birthday present. It’s called being stabbed in the eye socket, don’t hope you already have oone ~ ♥
